What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Do you know what she said mum?

How do you view men and women who cheat?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What! how could you do that?

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What do you mean son?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

True - how I loved my mum!